Pure Genius

“You know what I jut realized?”

“Yeah?”

“The tickets are in my purse.”

Chicken was the one who had the tickets in her purse and I was the one asking “yeah?”. We were at the cinema and had just bought our food and drinks. Which meant I was holding my cup of coke and the single large popcorn bucket while she held her cup of coke and her purse, leaving her no hand to retrieve the tickets.

I had an ingenious solution.

“Take my coke so that I can take your coke off your hands,” I told her.